"The product was a drug, a tranquilizer called 'Ephemerol'."

"You'll forgive me if I don't stay around to watch. I just can't cope with the freaky stuff."

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

"They took from their surroundings what was needed and made of it something more."

"No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old."

"You think you can get the straight, maybe break some deserving teeth?"

"Is white guilt supposed to make me forget that I run a business?"

"The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners."

" I should send you to Crenshaw Pete with his hot-ass coat hangers, bitch. Would you like that?"

"I just don't think I can continue to live in a place that embraces and nurtures apathy as if it was virtue."

"How do you shoot the Devil in the back? What if you miss?"

"I didn't know you liked The Delfonics.."